How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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Lil Wayne

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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a ab

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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