knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Justin Bieber

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

A Fat Kenyan

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

scientology.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

a ab

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Anti Joke

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