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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Jerry.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

My parents have an open marriage.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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