- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

... Chan chan

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

Lil Wayne

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Knock knock What?

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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