- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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