What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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A Fat Kenyan

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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