- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

My parents have an open marriage.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Jerry.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Knock knock What?

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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