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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

BIG PENIS

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Basically copying you.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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