- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Jerry.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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