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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

What is the meaning of life? 42

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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