It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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epic win?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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