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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Jerry.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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