What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Knock knock What?

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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