A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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