What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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