What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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H o m o comes out as homo

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this is not a joke. jks

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tims sty:)

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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