A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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