knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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learn the ropes?

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Anti Joke

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