Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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mark lawson likes boys

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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