What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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mark lawson likes boys

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Women can vote? wtf

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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poop nuff said

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Gay Rights

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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