Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Anti Joke

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