- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

What is the meaning of life? 42

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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