- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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