What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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Lewis

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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this is not a joke.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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i just pooped that is all!

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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