- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Nickelback.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

THE GAME.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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