Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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women's rights

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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