- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pull my finger ouch..

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What can fly? Lots of things

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

whats white and looks like paper paper

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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