- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Pull my finger ouch..

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What can fly? Lots of things

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

whats white and looks like paper paper

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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