- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

God wrote this joke.................................

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

How old is your mom Dead

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Nickelback.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

THE GAME.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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