- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

God wrote this joke.................................

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

How old is your mom Dead

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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