What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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