- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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