What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

I'm 4 and what is this?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

CRY

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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