Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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feminism

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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Where's the dick??? east

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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