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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

women's rights

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Pull my finger ouch..

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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