Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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