What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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