I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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