What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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