What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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adam hodgson !

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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