- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

my gave me a game i said thank you

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

Why did the black man die? He was shot

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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