A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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run farther?

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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