- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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