your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

say cheese

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

The jets are a good team..

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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