A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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sharks

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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