- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

what's funnier than hell? heaven

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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