- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

dick dick dick... frogs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Your Mom!!!

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Oh...okay, good.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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