Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Your Mother

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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anti jokes are for fags

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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