What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Velcro. What a rip off.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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