- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

woman..parallel parking

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