Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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woman..parallel parking

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Your Mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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