Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Winter

Jimmy Saville

Adam Thomas is homosexual

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

The Christian Bible.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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