What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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Once upon a time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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honest politician

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Dakota Fanning

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Winter

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