- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

People with cancer.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

GADZOOKS!

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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