why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Cancer

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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